Monday, September 12, 2011

It's ..........

........... SURGERY TIME!  Yippee!


According to Wikipedia:
Umbilical Hernia ...... "Congenital umbilical hernia is a congenital malformation, common in infants of African descent. Among adults, it is three times more common in women than in men; among children, the ratio is roughly equal. An acquired umbilical hernia directly results from increased intra-abdominal pressure caused by obesity, heavy lifting, a long history of coughing, or multiple pregnancies."  Who says there is no useful info on this blog?


I am voting fot the heavy lifting.  (You know ...... carrying the weight of the world.)  However, this is my second hernia operation.  I had one when I was 2 weeks old.  So maybe the 'African descent' thing comes into play too.


I've had this darn thing for 3 or 4 years, but it is getting worse.  So I went to see the surgeon today.  Surgery is tomorrow (Tuesday) morning.  Took about 10 minutes to set it up.  Really simple.


I asked what it would cost:
$900 if I want the general anesthetic.
$400 - $500 if I choose to go with only a local anesthetic.  
I chose the local.  I am not cheap, but why piss away the extra bucks?


I almost asked if there was a third choice, but if there is, I don't want it.


I come home the same day ..... maybe by the time anyone reads this.  Then I spend a few days recouping at home.


The Brennie will be my nurse and make sure I don't bleed all over her favorite furniture.


Anyone have a 'naughty nurse' outfit we can borrow?


Life is sweet,
Clarke





2 comments:

  1. We'll be thinking good thoughts about you tomorrow.

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  2. UPDATE;
    Definitely worth the saving to go with a local anesthetic. They gave me something to relax me and I actually slept through half of it. The 2nd half was slightly uncomfy, but worth the $400+ savings.
    I do have a tummy ache now and will be moving pretty slow and eating light for a few days.
    No moto for a couple weeks. Don't know about the bicycle.

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