Sunday, May 30, 2010

Camelot, Here We Come!


*Words adapted from the musical 'Camelot' purely for my own merriment.

It's true! It's true! King Clarke has made it clear. Conditions must be perfect all year!

A law was made a distant moon ago there:
The temperature cannot be too hot.
And there's a law forbidding aging
In Camelot.
Big Pharma is forbidden in our valley.
Time clocks and deadlines don't exist.
By order, health insurance is not needed
In Camelot!
Camelot! Camelot!
That's how conditions are.
We sleep until we feel like getting up.
Mosquitos, ticks, and bosses disappear.
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial lot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
In Camelot.

Camelot! Camelot!
I know it gives a person pause,
But in Camelot, Camelot
There are no rules and regulations.
We can read for pleasure during daytime hours.
In August our first retirement check appears.
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here in
Camelot.


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