Tuesday, December 15, 2009

A Comment on Global Warming

Global Warming, My Ass!!

I took the dogs for their walk about 4:00 pm. It was maybe 12 or 13 degrees (F).

It can really make you feel alive though....especially when your skin thaws a half hour later and it gets that burning / ice needles thing going as feeling returns to your ears, fingers and toes. Really lovely.

OK....nice positive thoughts about bitter cold weather:
  • Reduced chance of heat stroke...duh.
  • The weeds in the yard are dead. (Maybe only dormant.)
  • You barely feel it when you hit your thumb with a hammer.
  • Blood coagulates faster on wounds.
  • Fewer overweight people wearing spandex.
  • No one expects you to be painting your house.
  • No mosquitoes, deer flies or horse flies.
  • Brennie makes GREAT soups and chili !!!!!!!
  • Save a bundle on air conditioning bills.
  • Better to stand outside naked than listen to Bing Crosby sing "White Christmas". That's right up there with watching the "Wizard of Oz".
  • Snuggling under a down comforter...oh yeah.
  • Everyone else has a cold too.
  • Hot chocolate with marshmallows.
  • No heat rash or poison ivy. In fact far fewer body rashes.

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